Mary

Dear Ania, Seeing the recent stuff about Magdalene, etc., I thought I'd bring this post back,
requesting my original first choice for Mary. Maybe she can still fit in somehow. Thank you.

Quote from: Mfive on June 26, 2009, 04:05:16 PM

Hi, Ania. Sexynuns began this topic, but, since he's rotting in the slammer because of you, Laskola and Firebrand have carried on with two great, distinct scene ideas. What's always cool is that everyone knows that their thoughts are welcome, and they take the time to express themselves, before being hauled off. What I'd like to add, please, is my #1 Choice to play Mary. Though, regardless of whom you cast, if it finally seems that you've found the ideal young woman, and you're all set to shoot this tumultuous scene, please make it the MOST blasphemous, unbridled raunch yet. Like bourne99 said a little while back, that lady goes right to the top of the list!
   And then Aubrey Addams can run in and clothesline her, "Owned, virgin!"
   It's entirely worth waiting, whatever period of time, for the right girl to come along. And when that time comes, Three things must occur prior to the scene's posting. 1: The final cut must be privately screened by Kelly Fuckin' Wells, Sinn Sage, and Bree Olson, all of whom must storm out of the studio, indiscriminately breaking furniture and throwing stuff, before the scene's ending. 2: Shortly thereafter, some weaselly jagoff must officially serve notice that all three women were so offended, disgusted, and sickened by your Mary update, that they demand the immediate removal of their names and images from all of your websites, preview venues, etc. 3: The weaselly guy must say that he's only doing his job, and ask Ania if she'd like to maybe get a coffee or something, and then get elbowed hard in the nuts by Jade Starr in her Ania Security sports bra, yelling, "Negatory, Bozo! YEAH!!" and making devil signs as he crumples to the floor clasping himself.
   I know, all of this goes without saying, but it's best to cover the bases.
   Okay, then . . . she's stunningly attractive, has a wonderfully hardcore resume, and can definitely pull off the maternal/smokin' tight babe thing--it's the lovely DANA DEARMOND!