Ok. I've been racking my brain now on how to do a 'solo' scene without the usual focus on Nun masterbatery or the blood soaked fun of the Vampiressessiness.
Well, here's what I have come up with.
Essentially it is a masterbatery with ye olde 'stuck on wood' himself but it gives a bit more of an excuse to do it rather than just some nun getting her jollies by using the bible as toilet paper whilst shoving a small wooden cross into herself without a care for possible splinters (ouch!).
As with all my ideas, I tend to get a bit carried away with set ideas and effects and whatnot, so just ignore the bullshit that isnt do-able and focus on what is please.
Thank you.
IN THE BEGINNINGThe scene doth begin in a dark, damp cave. The only source of light in the cave is a small fire that burns, casting shadows of various sexy objects on the walls and revealing a pentagram painted crudly in blood on the floor.
Inside the cave, chanting various phrases, lies a young woman. She wears loose black clothing, a black studded choker with a skull sits tight around her neck. She has a sinister, yet sexy quality to her.
She can be seen reading from a book entitled the Necrosexicon Ex-Titus, a book containing powerful sex spells to both enchant and curse those who might dare to read and perform its seductive rituals.
Our young lady is a Vixenicus Ex-Titus, the last of the books guardians and keeper of the sexrets to the darkest of satanic sex magic. Exiled from her village for having sex with various objects both holy, unholy and a bit odd, she has been forced to live in a nearby cave. On the night she was dragged out into the woods fro her bonking behaviour she swore vengeance on those who had wronged her and tonight is the night that she will finally get her twisted, nymphomaniatic revenge. For deep within the cum-soaked pages of the Necrosexicon Ex-Titus lies The Curse Of The Damned Labido, a curse so powerful that any affected by it will be consumed by an insanity that stems from a rabid craving for sex and masturbation that can never EVER be satisfied.
With a small chuckle the Vixenicus Ex-Titus begins to read aloud from the pages of the book...
As her words leave her trembling, slightly glossy lips, she reaches for a cross that lies nearby.
She holds the cross up to the fire infront of her. "with this cross" she begins "I give myself to the gods of lust and pleasure. I give my juices, cleansed by this holy item to my lord Satan. May his hand guide me this night so vengeance can be mine"
She begins to masterbate with the crucifix, chanting various phrases such as "I fuck myself for satan, may his power guide me" and "with my cum I curse the damned".
The more she masterbates the louder her chants become, the higher the flames of the fire seem to rise.......
WELCOME TO THE INTERMISSION....
YEAH, INTERMISSION......
NOW BACK TO OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION! 
As she approaches climax, a shadow can be seen on the wall of a horned beast beckoning to her. The Vixenicus looks on in horror, something has gone terribly wrong.
She realises that she forgot to lay down a protection spell first! No matter how much she tries, she cant stop masterbating! She screams out in both pleasure and horror "NOOOOOOOOO!". But its too late, the spell has already been cast and the Curse Of The Damned Labido has begin to spread within her...
She begins to masterbate furiously, screaming and moaning in a cursed pleasure as she does so. Her eyes roll back into her head, she begins to loose consciousness. With one last scream she cums, exploding all over the caves walls, dousing the fire, her clothes, the book, everything and with one last jerk of her legs she collapses....
Her body lies still, the fire calm now. An eerie silence has come upon the cave.
The Vixenicus Ex-Titus lies in the centre of the cave, a small, cum-soaked cross lies at her feet. Her only movements are the slight twitch of her legs and her hand gently stroking her pussy as it will from now until the end of time......


Well there you have it.
Cross fucking with a kinda twisted purpose. Wasnt sure on how to fit the obligitory bible ass-wipery into it but I'm sure you can find a way if you have to.
Feel free to comment on this one cuz it took a while to think of and I'd like to hear suggestions....
GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY!